i like ur thinking.lol!

okay.this is stupid.proceed reading.hahaha.
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."



those who have dirty mind would answer dat way.korang aku da tawu da.kompem2 pikir kotor.aha.aku laen la.suci.fikiran cam baby.tatao mende2 alah kuning2 ni.ngahahahaXD.so to bakal2 cegu suma, hati2 na jawab soklan from ur students nnt ye.they sometimes can make fool on u by just asking stupid question.lolXD~




p/s: just formatting my laptop.haha.lega.terase suci laptopku.its like going for facial treatment and removing all the dirts and blackhead. ;p

heyyyy hoooo yeayyy yoooo! raya!

=) =) =)

hey! eyy!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA!

tho raya haji is not too happening like raya aidilfitri, but yet we still enjoy it.rite? hik

so my advice for u,first,dont eat too much meat!

nnt gemokkk.lemak melimpah.kolestrol tinggi.lolXD~

but its oke.like we care.eat as long as u can.

tade sape na larang pun.hehe

second, dont wear baju raye in red colour!

if hari raya aidilfitri tape.

ni raye haji weyy~takot pakai kaler merah.nnt kene kejar lembu.huuu~

third, take care of urself.

drive carefully wherever u go.n behave yourself! tawu?

lastly, enjoy and have a wonderful hari raya.orite?

sekian

maaf zahir dan batin ;)

with ♥

-ayuni-

p/s: sy taske tgk lembu kene sembelih.n sy tak akan pegi tgk.sbb nanti sy takot and sy akan sedey tgk lembu tu nanges.lembu pun pandai menanges kan? ;(

100 katak geli2

hey! its my 100th post.omg! i cant believe it.seriously.its already been around 6 month since i've created this blog.huhu.i never tot of having a blog of myself before.yela.i hate writing.but i love reading.tadela suke sgt.but reading yg berbentuk hiburan suke la.reading for exam, hell no kot! lolXD~! before this i only become the silent reader of other people blogs.my friends pn ramai yg ade blog.its fun u know to read other people blogs because at least u can know the latest info bout them.oh.some of them blogging to tell about their daily life.its kinda like a diary.they tell about what they do.what they buy.where they go.and seyesly im having so much fun reading that.yela.bole tgk camne life org laen kan.at least i have something to read.hehe ;)

certain people also blogging just as way to find a place for them to express their feelings that they keep inside.u noe.sometimes,we cannot let it go, but by writing it down it can make u feel better.and i think i fall in that group.hehe.im blogging not to showing off.not to attract attention or what.it just a place for me where i can express what i feel.i can write anything i want to.i can show anything i wish to.and i can share anyting that i dream of.for me,my blog is not a diary for me.diary is something that we daily write so that we can remember every moment that we had in life.isn't it? but for me, i think i dont need that.in fact i never had a diary since i was born till now.tapena oke? hahaha.its good to keep every moment that we had in life but as for me,not every moment we should keep and remember.sometimes certain moments are better to be deleted from our mind rather that keeping it for the whole life.great moment will be automatically saved in the cip of our heart where we can always play it at any time and any place.hehe.annoying,tortured and not cool moment? i kick it off to the recycle bin because i dont need it in my life.hohoho.

my blog is kinda like a mix up sandwich where i can put anything i wish to eat.tuna ke.telur ke.ayam ke.its my choice.my style.my way.n my right.okay? so mmg blog ni serabai sket.haha.tape2.abaikan.anyway to those who read my blog, tenkiu so much for spending ur time reading my 'nothing-much-but-nonsense' post.haha.tenkiu2.and those who give comment, tenkiu and i really appreciate it ;)

hepy 100th post katakpenyet 'geli2'! hahaha

sbg hadiah, i change ur b/ground! yeahh~

p/s: i hate katak! seriously. but why i put my blog as katakpenyet? because i wish suma katak akan penyet dan tak melompat2 dan tak maen aci sembunyi dlm kasut.eeuuwwww~sy sgt geli akan katak.oke? juge ular.omg! ley pengsan kot.fuhh~

no more curse words.betol.saya seyes.

to my dearie frens.sory for my misbehaviour in my previous post and dalam fesbuk jugak.huuu~besala.sometimes we cannot control our feeling.and that's what happen if u let your feeling to control u.huhu.too bad.im ashamed of myself.sory.sory.sory.eh? hik.;p thanks to all my friends who willing to call and texting me just to ask whether im ok or not.seriously im so touched.n only God know betapa sayangnyer aku kat korang.haha.im serious.maybe bunyik cam geli2 sket kan, but i just want to say thank you so much for your concern and support.oh.yg support dalam relay carutan bernas jugak.korang mmg terbaekkkk! hik.hey.im totally fine oke? betul ni.tak belakon.tho aku mmg ske belakon.haha. so no need to worry.like one of my fren said, its not even worth it pun to ascend up my blood pressure just because that stupid things.and obviously u are right.hello~i wont ruin my beauty sleep thinking over this thing.*gedik?yes.i am* i wont ruin my life and spoilt my good and superb amazing holiday mood! excuse me.no way! haha.ok.mybe aku emo jap tadi.but then kejap je tu.after gosipping,texting,ym on stupid things,oh cursing *bajet lupe.haha* with my frens yg sgt style and hot *aku puji korg ni wei* haha. i feel much better.hehe.nothing to worry about.oh.sgt tak cool la marah2 ni.emo2 ni.kan? people said jgn ikut hati.nnt mati~huuu.aku tanak wei.bukan tanak mati.suma akan mati.just byk ag mende aku na capai.mega sale hujung tahun ni tak pegi aku.huuu~takley.takley.so i've kicked out things that annoy me pegi jaoh! dushhhhh*! dont come back.paham? then what else? chill out la wey! hahaha.sok na gi makan pizza.akak aku blanje.bru kuwa gaji.hoho~yes! u're da best sister in da world lah! ;D


anyway only to HE i may refer when i feel lost.when i feel annoyed about life.when i feel like killing people.yes.only HE can make things to be in place again.to drag us out from the confusion world. and only HE, will always listen to us and always there 24/7.to whom we can always ask for help and guidance when we lost our direction.and most importanly only to HIM shud i give my 100 percent trust and commitment.subhanallah.aku dah jauh terpesong dari ape yg aku patut lakukan.astaghfirullah.*sigh*



now i feel much more better.i wont let my feeling to be the mastermind of myself.hell no! oh.and yes,hell people with their lies! huh.arschloch! haha.okay.aku je paham tu.mencarut? eh.manede doww.tade.tade.lolXD~!





ok.titik.





p/s: never allow someone to be your priority while allowing youself to be their options!

u're not welcome here! back off my page!

u noe what i feel right now? i feel like i wanna curse people! seriously i do.cursing my heart out would probably make me feel better.so say whateva u want to say.aku na mencarut.ape kao kesah? gth! *oke.1st curse word da kuwa* congratulation.u succesfuly make me look stupid.again.hahahaha.tahniah wey.tahniah.if there is a big award for who has the biggest capital L on the forehead, obviously it goes to you! booooooo~ fine.i had enough! now gth with ur fucking life with ur fucking bitch and leave me alone.got it?

fuck! shit! babi! cam sial!

oke.im done.tenkiu.

p/s: dun comment dis post.tq

h.e.a.r.t.

close your eyes
to let your heart to see
close your ear
and let your heart to hear
forget your mind
and start thinking with your heart

because...

only heart will see

when your eyes fail to see

only your heart will hear

when the voices are not clear

and only your heart has the answer
when your mind fail to be the thinker

remember...

always believe in your heart

then you will see the sun begins to rise

and hope will born within the eyes.

rainbow will forms among the cristal tears

and at that time we may realize

that our faith is stronger than our own fears!

have faith in your heart ;)

p/s: we can always pretend and hide our feeling from other people.but we can never hide it from our heart.but sometimes pretending and hide it is better than to show it off.isn't it?

let the pitcha speak.

p/s: simple qoute but yet meaningful and hard to do.